i may or may not be watching the land before time
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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