you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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