i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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