the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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