All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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