Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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