What did we do last night that was yellow?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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