how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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