the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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