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you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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