oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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