He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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