No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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