Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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