been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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