yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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