I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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