I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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