so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I have already put on my inside pants.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I deserve this hangover.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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