wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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