I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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