They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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