She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Im part way to drunk.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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