hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
so much tequila, so little girl.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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