I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Did you pee in the oven last night??
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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