So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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