dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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