Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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