Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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He passed out mid-signature
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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