shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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