if you like me you must not know who I am
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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