oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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