you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize