In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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