let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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