I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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