idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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