none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I think my moral compass just broke
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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