They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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