Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Fuck appropriateness.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize