Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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