I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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