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Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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