Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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