His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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