What should our trivia night team be named?
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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