You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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