She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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