you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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