you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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